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Michelle March

@michmarchcomic

Comedy, equality and things that end in Y

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Laugh Out Proud is this Saturday, June 10th, at 8PM, the Pride Edition and hosted by Kim Diaz. Don't miss this lineup! Sampson McCormick Shelagh Ratner Betsy Salkind jackieloeb Jennie McNulty and First out legendary Lesbian, comedian, and activist, Robin Tyler!

Laugh Out Proud is this Saturday,  June 10th, at 8PM, the Pride Edition and hosted by <a href="/kimdiazlahombre/">Kim Diaz</a>. Don't miss this lineup! <a href="/OfficialSampson/">Sampson McCormick</a> <a href="/shelaghratner/">Shelagh Ratner</a> <a href="/BetsySalkind/">Betsy Salkind</a> <a href="/jackieloeb/">jackieloeb</a> <a href="/jenniemcnulty/">Jennie McNulty</a> and First out legendary Lesbian, comedian, and activist, Robin Tyler!
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Former V. P. Mike Pence said that the indictment against former President Donald Trump will only further DIVIDE the country. I guess he forgets Trump's calling to Hang Mike Pence and a guillotine outside of the Capitol building would most likely separate and divide Mike Pence

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If Donald J. Trump and others got the punishment they propose on other criminals, they should ask to be waterboarded and sent to Guantanamo Bay.

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The weather forecasters are starting to use "It feels like" temperatures instead of the ACTUAL temperatures! "It feels like" movie, 3 words, starts with WTF

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The weather forcasters are starting to use "It feels like" for temperatures instead of the ACTUAL TEMPERATURES. Is this like it's a slipper, but it tastes like chicken

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Standing with our Jewish brothers & sisters who are screaming NOT IN OUR NAME! Last night, thousands of Jewish New Yorkers & their allies held a massive civil disobedience sit-in at Grand Central Station demanding an immediate ceasefire. #LetGazaLive #CeaseFireNow Jewish Voice for Peace NYC

Standing with our Jewish brothers &amp; sisters who are screaming NOT IN OUR NAME! Last night, thousands of Jewish New Yorkers &amp; their allies held a massive civil disobedience sit-in at Grand Central Station demanding an immediate ceasefire. #LetGazaLive #CeaseFireNow <a href="/jvpliveNY/">Jewish Voice for Peace NYC</a>
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The humanitarian situation in Gaza is dire, and getting worse by the minute. Israel must obey international law and allow innocent men, women, and children the food, water, medical supplies, and fuel that is desperately needed. NOW.

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I start my morning gratitude list with thank you for my beautiful bed, thank you for my beautiful house and then immediately go into "this is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!" Damn you, Talking Heads!

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My feelings regarding Margot Robbie and Greta Gerwig being left out of Oscar nominations is what I imagine Dallas Cowboy fans feel. Except it was the Cowboys' fault.

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This morning I was craving French Toast and was wondering where I should eat. Then I thought to myself, I should MAKE them here at home. That might be how every Meth lab starts