Drove home to Nashville today from Pittsburgh. Lessons from artic blast up north: slight disruption then life back to normal in a couple hours. Also, Nashville traffic SUCKS. Traffic great all day right until we hit the TN border. WTF was that today Nashville?

Tiktokers putting gel on their brows to "keep everything in place" make me question everything. Where are your brows going during the day? I've never had trouble with them getting messed up. Do other people's eyebrows move in the wind?

Haven't tried to make it to midnight in years. Although without fail, the neighborhood's fireworks alert me when the clock strikes 12. Poor dog was so scared he squeezed under my bed and slept refused to come out until morning.

I get clumsy when I'm tired. I just spilled a 30 oz cup of ice water all over my kitchen floor. Putting myself to bed before I accidentally do something really destructive.

I wish the commentators would stop doing playoff math for #Steelers. We are not a playoff team this year. We don't deserve a spot.

It is amazing how quickly a new "leader" can kill years of trust and culture in a company. I've watched in happen in 2 thirty minute meetings in 7 days. First they've lost trust and killed culture in a thriving company. Next they will lose talent and wonder why.

I put a post on Facebook (shut it, I'm olds) about some learning struggles with my daughter. I've had so many folks reach out to me privately. It has been so kind. It has been very helpful. This is what the internet should be used for - not trolling and spreading ugliness.

Watching Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom for the first time in 20ish years. Wow. This is way worse than I remembered. Love the Last Crusade but this is so very bad.

Trying to move a number from Republic Wireless by DISH to Mint Mobile - on week 4. It is legally required that Republic release my number yet they don't seem to have the capability to do so. Dish if you want to own a phone company, figure it out. Republic was great before you bought them.

If you are going to make a new show and push out multiple previews on social media but neglect to mention that it is a MUSICAL, I'm going to feel deceived. 15 minutes in and 3 rather long musical numbers later and I'm out. Looking at you #upherehulu

Other actions that TN Legislators were NOT expelled for: —urinating in a fellow Legislator’s chair on the House floor —Holding a tie vote open for 45 minutes to get the desired result —Taking people off the floor during the vote held open to “talk” to them 2/2

Straight fascism going on in Tennessee with an out-of-control gerrymandered supermajority TNGOP I hope the national media is paying attention

"We've had members pee in each other's chairs. We've had members illegally prescribe drugs to their cousin-mistress, and nothing happened. But talk on the floor without permission, and you'll get expelled," Rep. Gloria Johnson said. tennessean.com/story/news/pol… via @tennessean

ACLU statement on proposed expulsion of three Tennessee House members.

What happened in Tennessee is the latest example of a broader erosion of civility and democratic norms. Silencing those who disagree with us is a sign of weakness, not strength, and it won’t lead to progress.

It is fucking exhausting to live in the south. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/f…

I've never considered myself particularly tall (5'7ish) but trying to buy jeans online has made me wonder. Why are all the inseams 27-29 inches? I occasionally want pants to cover my ankles.

Hey PennDOT - I think you might have missed a road somewhere in your construction schedule. But only one because EVERY route in and out and around PGH is under construction. It's impossible to get anywhere. Geesh. Finish up before next summer when I move back? K thx.

All of you people out there reporting "vehicle on shoulder" on Waze. Are you okay? Do you need help finding another hobby? Because I've never once wanted my audio book interrupted for that unimportant information