Don’t bother correcting someone when they’re wrong, let their stupidity shine.

Standardized testing, especially in elementary level is not only a massive waste of time and money, but has little to no impact on student learning.

Morale

Breaking News: New study says dieting is hard because carbs and fats taste pretty good.

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

The “wrong” choices gave me the right lessons.

How about short story long

When hiking, the early bird gets the face full of spider webs. Bring a tall friend and let them lead.

I might be a morning person but don't worry... I don't like talking to people whatever time of day it is

virgo, your attention to detail makes you truly special

I know we say there are no stupid questions, but umm...

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

Telling me I don’t have to have the last word in an argument is a waste of breath because yes I do.

Sorry if my tweets are in your algorithm no one should have to suffer this kind of torture

No one warned me, when I agreed to teach kindergarten this year, that this is the age they learn to whistle!

If there's one thing I've learned it's that you'll never find happiness in the rear view. Eyes up darlin, sunrise is coming & it's gonna be beautiful

Kindergartner: Teacher, did you know we have vines in our bodies and there’s blood in them?

Introverts have fun too, we just don't care if you know...