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Let's have a conversation: The hardest part about changing oneself is finding a reason why. Once you have found the why, the how seems to become more obvious. Agree or disagree? Why?

Day 60 without sex: I slammed my hand in a car door just so I could feel a throbbing sensation.

I tried the #frenchtuck today. I'm still on the fence but my girlfriend loved it. Thanks #Fab5!

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Me: *opens Twitter for the first time in a year expecting something inspirational to come to mind. Also me:

More details on Utah Amber Alert. Thank you Kelly Cannon-O’Day for the update!

Here are the photos from the #AmberAlert

Anyone else having trouble reading this?

Her looks were shocking — she was electrocute.

I went sledding with my beautiful wife yesterday in Park City. What a blast!

Guys, this is literally one of my favorite musicians ever. He's come back from almost a year of silence. Please give him a listen! x.com/vaalvla/status…

"I'm not sure that's a water bottle..."

A bunch of girls just walked by my window at work. I thought they were a couple horses out of the corner of my eye.

#HurricaneIrma #hurricaneimra #IrmaHurricane2017 #Irma

When . makes a try not to laugh challenge.

Anyone ever wondered about the parents of the bad guys in movies? I mean, bad guy #32 does your mom stay up at night waiting for your call?

Therapist: How would you rate your level of alcoholism? Me: A+

3 days sober first impressions: THIS SUCKS!