Slightly different from my usual tweets (when I get round to tweeting), but I opened a shop on Etsy today. If you like crochet trinkets and ornaments made from natural fibre yarns, check it out! etsy.com/uk/shop/YarnBa…

"This [train] delay is due to a train stopping in the wrong position on a platform". That's a new one, Southeastern Railway...

Having so much fun on my first foray into baby theatre. Who knew there were so many ways to say "bullfinch"?

Spent a glorious morning watching our wonderful #BabyShow Unicorn Theatre - it’s absolute theatre magic from Sarah Argent kevin lewis beautifully performed today by Michaela Bennison 💙 Lots of giggles!

🚨🚨🚨Warning to Tories about a Boris Johnson come back. Privileges committee inquiry into partygate slated for beginning of November. Talk of it sitting four-hours-a-day Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday for three weeks. “There are so many witnesses who want to come forward.”

So...General Election, anyone?

Liz Truss will be paid £2,600 for every day she did as PM every year for the rest of her life. But remember even though she is getting what a benefits claimant gets in a year for doing a day. YOU ARE THE SCROUNGERS!

Back Unicorn Theatre one more time to finally see Polly Waldron do her thing in #BabyShow in front of real babies! Break a leg!

🎭 CAST ANNOUNCEMENT We’re thrilled to reveal the brilliant cast for this year’s #AChristmasCarol at #MiddleTempleHall. @Megan_B_Ashley Michaela Bennison 💙 #DavidBurt Malcolm Connell (pka McCallam) Richard Dempsey #AyrtonEnglish Emma Fenney Lucy Ford #DylanHall @jackheydon Richard Holt Matt Whipps

A scholarship (including tuition fees and stipend) for Black Britons to study any course at Edinburgh University has been set up in the name of my late, great friend, the novelist Andrea Levy. More information in the link bit.ly/3FHFXBM Please share. Good luck

ACTOR SHOUTOUT - In the next couple of months, we will be casting for 'Painting of a Gas Station in the Rain'! Please interact with this tweet as we'd love to see as many new faces as possible!❤️ #castingcall #actors #shortfilm

Fantastic opening night of #ManOfYourDreams Etcetera Theatre. Congrats Josh Hinds and the team!

My first blog post of 2023! Sharing some of my goals, both professional and personal, for this year. How are your resolutions going? michaelabennison.co.uk/post/my-goals-…

I am not looking forward to booking my first train ticket sans railcard...

Here's my monthly tweet to tell you my latest blog post is up - michaelabennison.co.uk/post/the-best-… ok, bye.

Hey TfL. Trying to log into my account and the box to put in my log in details isn't loading. What's going on? Thanks!

There's a Carry On joke in this, but I'm too tired to make it good. Gotta love innuendo.

Ahh twitter. Long time, no see. How much of a Muskian, dystopian hellscape have you become?

Also, "Grok" is the name of Twitter's AI tool? Urgh...