“I have emotional tardis sickness” -Dr. Phoebe “Who” Bridges?

I still think jfk killed himself

I know why birds do murmurations but I will not tell

I would drone strike the property brothers

Peter griffin twink death

Need the jacks pizza flagships store

Saving prengant perry

Guy who just found out about naps

misinformation used to be some cool shit like "king arthur single handedly killed 960 dudes in a single charge" and now its just "elon musk is actually good at video games"

Your backwind is rank Mr trump

Online leftist who spells it Chairmxn Mxo

Outside a Sleep Token ritual looking for a miracle. ☝️

Me and my boys are umping this summer. Could always use the extra dough

Drake has to get REALLY REALLY fat to dispel these rumors, it’s the only way!

Hmm…

You just gonna stand there? Or are you gonna come slap this monkey?!

True. I know from experience.

Ishowspeed is the mascot of the world

Does static electricity exist anymore? Haven’t gotten a shock in what feels like years!