She used to be on Lizzie’s ass

me immediately after coming home from anywhere 😩

i LOVE being in bed like yeah everything is terrible but at least im in bed

Already did.

"Get pregnant or Mop the ocean" Me:

my dating era has ended I don’t like these niggas at all 😭

i am not ashamed to admit that while i am grateful for having a job, i do not enjoy working.

Okay Money

the sexual tension between me and the alternate reality i daydream about

me because I don’t wanna work but i need money

I Like Men With No Kids Like Me!

I need a new job and a sugar daddy. This economy needs multiple streams of income. No ways

Probably the most ungrateful person in Game of Thrones

When I say Bed Bath and Beyond just know I’m talking about Bath and Body Works.

when you tell an older black lady to have a good day and she say “you too baby”

my main problem is i always think i can get ready for work in 15 minutes when i have repeatedly proven that i can not