my god... paul mescal ur done

she’s always looked good but she’s never looked better

Adidas just deleted their new Ad featuring Bella Hadid….because she’s Palestinian

To smithereens is the worst way in which to get blown

i'm cracking up cause i literally did forget

Standing ovation for genocide

watching mass murderer war criminal benjamin netanyahu speak on the floor of US congress and be cheered on by our representatives who ignore our needs while funding his genocide is actually the most embarrassed i've ever felt as an american

Fine. I will say it. I think I am too chic to live in a country that JD Vance is Vice President of

he’s TMZ

it’s important for me to let everyone know i liked this tweet

me if i was a judge at the olympics

I love saying ‘sorry I’m out of it today’ as if there has been a day in the past fucking five years I’ve been in it

nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping

me on a first date after half a martini

We gotta get out of this intersection

I love saying “I fear…” about shit that isn’t scary. I’m getting ramen tonight I fear…

i saw something that said eating out at restaurants is mostly deciding who prepares sysco the best and i can’t stop thinking about it… :/