That would be nice!!! but once again wont be me!

Please send good thought/vibes/prayers for our good pup Lieutenant. Was to vet today and he has liver infection that may be cancer. Now on antibiotics.Hoping for the best!

Haha! Patton Oswalt in a biker bar is sorta like an Amish in a electrical store! Love you in everything you are in! Al Yankovic

Lety's drink urine together! Cheers!

Damn! Did she take your old job????

#WEIRDTheAlYankovicStory

I've been a philly fan for 50 years! Sorry to day After all that time you just numb to the hurt!

See what you did valerie bertinelli !!! HAHAHAHA!!!!

The rowboat!

WAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Not sure if I want to win Tomorrow nights #powerball if becoming an instant billionaire will make me an asshole like some other billionaires!

How'd voting in Turkey/NJ,or wherever the f*ck you vote, go??

Hell yeah! then we would expect him to climb a lamp post!!!

BYE-BYE BOBO!!

Buy @Twitter from bankruptcy!!!

AND... We're still going bankrupt!!!

To all veterans & those serving-- THANK YOU!!

Jo grown up from facts of life

Bet it was Jay Leno that bought them!!

Where can put mine up for sale for a 1993 Saturn SC2?