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I've always thought of running for political office, but I don't play golf, and that seems to be a requirement

Can X please add a laugh track feature so if you post something meant to be funny, you would hear canned laughter whenever someone reads it and not take it seriously?

Is there anything more exciting than a woman in her fifties and older who loves to dance to and sing along with music from the 80s?

Am I wrong politically to miss Ronald Reagan and Bill Clinton as President?

Sometimes I think I am just not very smart, but then I read and listen to what others say, and I think on second thought....

I think, therefore I.....can't remember the rest.

If I could choose to be anyone it would be Jeff Lebowski

Sometimes you have to accept a certain fact of life. You will never be able to completely match Tupperware covers with the containers you have.

Goodbye Jimmy Buffett and here's to Margaritaville, the most perfectly written song of all time.

Ann Wilson's voice always makes life worth living.

Ever have a dream that you were awake...and then you woke up? The whole day seems so surreal then.

Remind to be kind, and if you can't, then rewind and go find the mind you left behind.

Elvis Costello once sang "What’s so funny 'bout peace, love and understanding?" Has anyone answered his question?

From a great Rolling Stones album to a wonderful new Beatles song, classic rock is having a welcome return. The universe does sometimes smiles on us all.

Florida State supporters sound like the guy still crying over the girlfriend who left him for someone that is better looking and has more money than him. Get over it, move on and join an Only Fans site to fix your broken heart.

Thank the Lord for Joel Osteen. His words are sometimes the only hope I have.

The next time you want to complain about how bad things are here in the US, just remember we celebrate our independence by having hot dog eating contests.

The only endorsement for Kamala that I want to see is Stormy Daniels'

Is there nothing else here other than Porn and Politics? I know they are essentially the same thing, screwing each other. Now I know why Elon changed the name to X...as in X rated.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary