20 year old me was like “i fucking love marketing”

In my old age I've learned to enjoy pineapple flavored candies

I just think that people who promote good posture have never enjoyed a good slouch. A strong shrug. Why not feel like that all the time (?)

X-men could've been an AI generated movie

Does the week start on

Am drinking juice and finishing my book # Mental health

what kind of can do u prefer peli or tou

Bikes sitting on top of minivans at 90 mph really be having the ride of their lives

Just made a dentist appointment I am literally so brave

That feeling when u are so caffeinated u start seeing sounds

Ate an olive today. Still unclear why y'all do that shit on purpose

Not many people know this but mr zuck already had a text based social media application and it is called facebook dot com

logged on to twitter bc needed to tweet about how cute it is when a bunch of cars stopped at a stoplight can feel the light ABOUT to turn green so they all start slowly scooching and getting so excited to go, so cute, am loving that recently