Creature From the Black Lagoon (1954) Did you know that this is not the same movie as Swamp Thing? Me neither. 💀 #horrormoviehaikus

The Substance (2024) Anti-aging and body horror that pans out like a Gwar concert 💀 #horrormoviehaikus

The Green Inferno (2013) Student activists meet a naked jungle tribe with Ramones haircuts. 💀 #horrormoviehaikus

MaXXXine (2024) If you’re a bad guy Mia Goth will bust your balls. Like, literally. 💀 #horrormoviehaikus

Never Let Go (2024) Halle Berry is at the end of her rope with these two homeschooled brats. 💀 #horrormoviehaikus

Immaculate (2024) Sydney’s bad habit. (Get it?) Not topless enough for nunsploitation. 💀 #horrormoviehaikus #31DaysOfHorror

The Sentinel (1977) Rent is 400 because the gates to hell are in downtown Brooklyn. 💀 #horrormoviehaikus #31DaysOfHorror

Butterfly Kisses (2018) A doc about a doc about a doc about a Flimmern-Geist, natch. 💀 #horrormoviehaikus #31DaysOfHorror

Splatter (2009) Corey Feldman is the star and the dude who played Candyman is here. 💀 #horrormoviehaikus #31DaysOfHorror

Apartment 7A (2024) Rosemary’s Baby prequel with Julia G sans her cherub curls 💀 #horrormoviehaikus #31DaysOfHorror

V/H/S/Beyond (2024) Two segments were good and the rest were just awful. As always, crapshoot. 💀 #horrormoviehaikus #31DaysOfHorror

The Empty Man (2020) A vaguely Buddhist entity haunts a cult group of Missourians 💀 #horrormoviehaikus #31DaysOfHorror

Trick R Treat (2007) Cute Pumpkinhead Sam, four tales of terror for tweens, and Y2K vibes. 💀 #horrormoviehaikus #31DaysOfHorror

House Of Spoils (2024) The bread is moldy There are bugs in the produce This menu’s scary 💀 #horrormoviehaikus #31DaysOfHorror

It’s What’s Inside (2024) There’s a party game that involves switching bodies. It does not go well. 💀 #horrormoviehaikus #31DaysOfHorror

Hold Your Breath (2024) Its dusty as hell Should have rotated the crops Now the Grey Man’s here 💀 #horrormoviehaikus #31DaysOfHorror

Terrifier 3 (2024) Art is back again He’s in the Xmas spirit What’s inside his sack? 💀 #horrormoviehaikus #31DaysOfHorror

Daddy's Head (2024) Daddy died, but now he’s a ghost architect with a spider body 💀 #horrormoviehaikus #31DaysOfHorror

Curse of the Sin Eater (2024) “Please eat a full meal off my decomposing corpse” is one weird request 💀 #horrormoviehaikus #31DaysOfHorror

A Quiet Place: Day One (2024) Aliens abound ‘cause New York City’s not a very quiet place. 💀 #horrormoviehaikus #31DaysOfHorror