If they cut Social Security, I want every single penny they have taken from my paychecks since the very first day I ever started working.

she’s only 3 mirtazapines tall

this is why you always start in greenland in plague inc

Fact: He traveled there for his cooking show & when they tried to block this one episode, he said he would pull his entire show from the network & this was the first time the world ever saw behind the walls in Gaza 2013

me: homunculus, have you seen my scrying orb? my loathsome and suspiscously orb-shaped homunculus:

Kirkland signature flap meat

kids are just going from bluey to the pitt, not learning how to watch tv at all

Nice to see a woman beating HIM for a change.

Can't wait to get really old and drive my car into the side of a Dairy Queen

this video kills me all the time why does he have a 3 second realisation of his existence and forgets it a frame after

Not to be American, but if you complain about the AC being too intense in an office during the warmer months you need to grow up and just have a sweater bc some of us have the brain and emotional power of someone with CTE when overheated

i dont feel real alot of the time like im just piloting a body i dont have any attachment to

Incredible how every “pro-life” policy actually leads to a large amount of unnecessary death.

seeing an awful lot of field amputations on tv lately and just wondering how often that really occurs in the world

what’s a food that has the same mouth feel as polly pocket clothes

BRO EDDIE IN THE ELEVATOR HELPPPP

may I cook for a moment?

never deleting this app

the hottest woman you know does not have a single surface in her home that isn't covered in a pile of bullshit. you cannot place a beverage on her coffee table