Can’t cope with all the big tasty adverts on Twitter. All I want right now and they don’t deliver 😭

Nope, definitely was not.

I think the last few episodes if #ThisIsUs might break me 😭

As if I’ve just binged all 4 seasons of #TheRoyals for that ending 😩

My actual face right now #loveisland

Have I just set my oven clock or have I just set a timer for 10 hours. Who knows, guess I will find out in 10 hours. 😂

What’s more embarrassing, being the person who parked badly and someone putting a photo online, or being the person that posted a picture on the internet of someone else they didn’t know parking badly 😂

So, hypothetically, if I were to glue my kitchen scissors together with nail glue, how would I go about ungluing them?

How am I supposed to ‘feed a cold’ when I get wisdom tooth eruption at the same time?

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#hpcawards having a fab time on table 1

Pains me how much train tickets cost when I’m currently cramped into a tiny space, seat reservations are not being honoured and the train is filthy 🤢 CrossCountry Trains

The weather today is just perfect for the first day of December. Feeling so festive 😁

Hi easyJet just wanted to say, Debbie, part of the cabin crew on 29/12 EZY2867 BRS- LIS was fantastic. After mentioning I was a nervous flyer, she was very friendly and kept coming to check on me and assure all was ok. Made the flight so much easier ☺️🏆

The gap between Traitors episodes from Friday to Wednesday feels like literal years

The fact that Greys Anatomy has been renewed for another season of redoing the same storylines, and Station 19 has been cancelled when it is so good, makes me beyond sad 😭

Paid £100 for a single train ticket to be sat on the floor next to the toilet 🤢 because “all seat reservations are cancelled”GWR absolutely terrible service, don’t know how you get away with this robbery.

Finished ‘What if I Never Get Over You’ in one day of lying by the pool in the gorgeous Greek sun. Absolutely loved it. Thanks for writing another great book Paige Toon