when a straight person tells me they listen to chappell roan

Chappell Roan they could NEVER make me hate you

Leaving the car in the middle of the McDonald’s drive thru a block and a half away from your house bc you have to go to the bathroom so bad ur sick and the bathroom having a keypad lock is like a deep humiliating level of capitalist hell

He was right!!!!! (Being autistic in the workplace fucking sucks)

At the stage of my life where I bond more w parents of pre-teens in long term marriages than young single ppl my age bc family dynamics are sooooo fucked 👯👯👯

Just had the absolute WORST experience with Old Navy. $80 and multiple calls later and we've been told we will not receive our items or any sort of refund and there's nothing they can do about it. As a loyal member, I will NEVER shop again and will urge others not to too!

The experience of being Gen Z in the office is just being told u have a future in IT I fear

I think the worst thing I’ve done for our 9 year old is introduce Sunday scaries into her vocab bc she LOOOOVES to say she has the Sunday scaries any day of the week

its so sexy to me that kathryn and aubrey purposely avoided each other on set and only communicated through poetry and art to let the tension build so when they filmed together all that charged energy was released into the scene like yes thats what true lesbian yearning is

“I’m a Virgo first and a bottom second”

“Right so can I capture the Pokémon god of time..?”

Is it crazy to tell ur manager that ur supervisor makes u want to quit ur job

Oh I wasn’t depressed I just needed to go outside and experience Appalachian fall and listen to queer folk and country to heal my inner teen

You know I understand that Wawa is the official hoagie of the Ravens but I am not sure how many choices they had tbh

I love my baby sibling and the fact that she is Chappell Roan’s biggest fan is so funny to me until I immediately cry at the final pink pony club chorus any time i see it on tiktok

No one in my workplace understands that the only thing in my brain is the new lesbian train song, they do not understand me!!!!