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Kasif πŸ™‚

@md_kasif_uddin

Just a developer experimenting with code, creativity, and new ideas. Always learning, always building

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October 14th and I've already spent 3 hours debugging. Turns out the bug was my own existential dread manifesting as a syntax error. Fixed it by crying into my mechanical keyboard 😭

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Asked ChatGPT to fix my bug. It gave me code that works but reads like a threat. I'm shipping it. If the servers gain sentience on a random Tuesday in October, you'll know why

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Spent 6 hours debugging. The problem? A typo in line 3. The solution? Deleting everything and starting over out of pure spite. This is fine. I'm fine. Everything is fine. Be honest, who’s been there too?

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Hey devs & tech enthusiasts πŸ‘‹ Let’s build a strong network of coders, creators & innovators! Let’s connect, share knowledge & grow together. Building in public > Building alone πŸš€

Hey devs & tech enthusiasts πŸ‘‹
Let’s build a strong network of coders, creators & innovators!

Let’s connect, share knowledge & grow together. 
Building in public > Building alone πŸš€
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2x faster and β…“ the cost? Claude really woke up and chose violence against the competition πŸ’€. This is actually game-changing!

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Firebase really hit me with 'client-side exception' and a URL that looks like someone's cat walked across the keyboard. Thanks Google, very helpful.

Firebase really hit me with 'client-side exception' and a URL that looks like someone's cat walked across the keyboard.
Thanks Google, very helpful.
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Tried running a 1B model on my phone and got 17.35s latency ☠️ Also Gemma just casually said it was made by Microsoft πŸ˜‚ Google's own model doesn't even know who it's parents are.

Tried running a 1B model on my phone and got 17.35s latency ☠️
Also Gemma just casually said it was made by Microsoft πŸ˜‚
Google's own model doesn't even know who it's parents are.
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'I'll document this later' is the most common lie developers tell themselves. Right after 'I'll refactor this' and 'I'll only be coding for 30 minutes.' We're all just liars in hoodies.

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Today, Google’s market value reportedly dropped by around $100B… all because OpenAI launched its new browser, Atlas. The AI wave is hitting harder than ever. 🌊

Today, Google’s market value reportedly dropped by around $100B… all because OpenAI launched its new browser, Atlas. The AI wave is hitting harder than ever. 🌊
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600 followers! At this rate, I’ll reach a million right before AI takes over the world πŸ€– Couldn't have done it without you. Literally πŸ’

600 followers!
At this rate, I’ll reach a million right before AI takes over the world πŸ€–

Couldn't have done it without you. Literally πŸ’