word of advice, do not sleep with airpods in

mom, hi please consider my proposal and get Disney + thanks :) all my love your daughter

happy new year whores

fuck it animal band 🎤🐛 🎸🦐 🎺🦕 🎷🐢 🐌🎻

if you ever say “we are going to listen to coloring book by chance the rapper” be ready to put a ring on my finger because we getting married

Hannah Montana said “you get the limo out front”. well all I’ve got is a lot of in-car driving lessons I’ve got to schedule. “Ya when your 16 it can be kinda fun”

i posted my first Facebook post. i feel like a white suburban mom.

i hold such high standards for Wednesday’s

pickled carrot fairies

This shit about 2 be fun 🙃😈

i asked my mom if she wanted to listen to a song I want to be played at my wedding. she responds, “sure! I was just looking up how to make a meme!”

“mom come look how cute the dog is!” *yells from the other room “IM WATCHING TIK TOKS!”

Im just waiting for my name to be yelled from the kitchen when my parents realize there’s no more brownies left

my therapist goes, “McKinley, it’s wonderful being your therapist.” i love that woman so much

carr’s table water crackers > any other stupid crackers

anyone else go through there parents facebooks and find pictures you never knew existed?

what day is it? No, actually, what month is it?