Wow. Sobering statistic. 10% of all murders are committed by left handed people. If we simply deport every left handed person we would see an instant 10% decrease in murder. If you don’t support this you are spitting in the faces of the victims.

So how long until they start a Trump Youth program. I give it by the end of March.

“Rosebud…” ME ON MY DEATHBED, THINKING ABOUT MY SIMS

We need another 2 and a half years where selling out is considered uncool.

“Sure, this mall is named for a man who raped and tortured enslaved human beings, but it’s been named this since 1973. We must honor history.” “I pronounce this body of water that predates the US, The Gulf Of America!”

I was supposed to report to RFKs ADHD labor farm but I keep forgetting.

I know Bird Flu is getting serious because the dumbest person I went to high school with just posted that it’s fake.

Two weeks ago, the GOP line was "what kind of heartless monster would JOKE about declining Tesla stock!?" and now it's "lol RIP your 401k, cry more."

I put Colin Robinson in a bunch of scenes from Sinners just to feel something.

Half my timeline.

Can you go to hell for simply pointing out that the Pope looks like Johnny Sack?

NEWS: Disturbing audio of a former president reveals evidence of mental lapses when you listen closely. THE CURRENT PRESIDENT: Tayer Spift isnty fuc!KABLE ANYMORe!!!!

Hollywood is completely cooked. I made this with VisionBoys’ Blax2, audio was created with a Qx add-on for Dat-H. Did 2 gradient sweeps with TubDad. We’re toast.

The universe has a sense of humor- I just randomly turned on an episode of The West Wing and it HAPPENED to be the episode where Toby publically accuses President Bartlet of raping kids.

Even on threads, Jesse McLaren is the GOAT 🤣

Spinal Tap audio under Trump is 😂👌🏼

I feel like we're in someone's Sim City and this is the part where they get bored and destroy it.