Rep. Cynthia Lummis: Digital assets are not on trial. Fraud and organizations are on trial

New Tesla Software Update Will Drive Your Vehicle Into A Wall If You Even Mention Another Carmaker

It really does seem like there is a high correlation between people willing to do the paperwork to get on a Forbes 30 under 30 list and those willing to commit some form of fraud unfortunately.

“I mean, c’mon, to say you know Diamond but don’t know Silk is wild because they’re always together!” she continued. “That’s like saying, ‘I know Bert, but I’ve never heard of this Ernie fella, what’s his deal?”

“Did you guys play bocce today?” “No, we got down there and the gate was locked.”

Q: How much cocaine did it take for ABC executives to green light this episode of Happy Days? A: All of it

If House Republicans wants new Jan 6 hearings, bring it on. Let’s replay every witness & all the evidence from last year. But this time, those members who sought pardons and/or hid from subpoenas should sit on the dais so they can be confronted on live TV with the unassailable evidence.

You’re not truly ready for battle until you’ve pulled an alcoholic in a sleigh across the Russian countryside like a goddamn Italian reindeer.

The metaverse is dead! Let's organize an online wake so that we 600,000,000 monthly active users in Fortnite, Minecraft, Roblox, PUBG Mobile, Sandbox, and VRChat can mourn its passing together in real-time 3D. businessinsider.com/metaverse-dead…

Internet stays undefeated.

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Let’s be honest: Judd Nelson gave an iconic performance as John Bender. There are a lot of Academy Award winners for roles that are forgotten 15 minutes later. Everybody remembers John fucking Bender. 👉 super70ssportsstore.com/products/john-…

Retarding flames like a goddamn boss. “The house is on fire, where’s Jimmy?!” “I wouldn’t worry about him, honey. He’s wearing his Vikings pajamas.”

“What the fuck is this?” “It’s Magnum’s mobile phone.” “This is just a regular wall phone you took the cord out of.” “Goddamnit, Tom, nobody cares. Just play it like it’s a mobile phone.”

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Salesforce will match any OpenAI researcher who has tendered their resignation full cash & equity OTE to immediately join our Salesforce Einstein Trusted AI research team under Silvio Savarese. Send me your cv directly to [email protected]. Einstein is the most successful

Every mom tomorrow. This is their Super Bowl.

We often discuss the time value of money. But why do we never talk about the time value of life? In life, just as in finance, there exists a concept known as the time value of money. This principle teaches us that money in hand today is more valuable than the same amount in the

Some sage advice I was given last week: Hell is living in heaven and complaining about it.

Worthy of discussion - Anthony Scaramucci Mark Cuban Ro Khanna Wiley Nickel 🇺🇸