Apple should simply turn themselves off and back on again. But wait 30 seconds once they’ve turned themselves off.

$85 to propose to Jessica Kleinschmidt just for the jokes you say……. Of course the Dodgers charge as much as the average engagement ring, FTD!

shout out TrekTrendy absolutely top bloke, at the end of a gruelling trip, still so happy to have a quick chat at the gate SEA-LHR, can’t wait for the SFO-JFK-LAX-HNL-ORD-SEA-LHR video! Never met someone I’ve followed online, suck a nice fella! Rest up bud, long old trip

At Luton Airport, looking for Big Jon Bass mum and a bar of imperial leather

Michael Phelps is literally referred to as a freak of nature because of his disproportionate wingspan, double jointed ankles, lung capacity twice that of an average human, body that produces half the lactic acid of a typical athlete, and he is rightly celebrated for being the

Arsenal are so unlikeable that they've got neutrals rooting against them in favor of the Sports Washing club with 115 charges of corruption. Like how does that happen lmao?

Ange Postecoglu looks like Harvey Weinstein

8th anniversary of this tweet: (2016)

Dear Ma & Pa MAGA, Donald Trump didn’t lower your taxes. He didn’t get your roads fixed or your bridges built. He didn’t get you healthcare coverage, lower the price of your prescriptions, decrease the deficit, didn’t end the opioid crisis, revive the coal industry, he didn’t

Spurs fans please share Tottenham Hotspur #Spurs

"is it a colour thing?" Sol Campbell have some shame You as a person decided to shit all over our club, and us as fans. You ran your contract down, lied to the entire world on camera saying "I'm staying", but deep down you knew you wanted to go to our fiecest rivals Arsenal

J’suis Zelinsky

The Kings are a worse franchise than the Cleveland Browns. Such an utter disgrace. Genuinely, throwing darts, blindfolded at franchise decisions would yield better results than these clowns. Franchise should be confiscated for gross negligence.

Make the applause louder than if we won the whole goddamned thing

Lovely to see in Tokyo, no scum shirt in the window, Japan knows

or not

OH WHAT A NIGHT, WATCHING TOTTENHAM ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHT, YOU WON FUCK ALL BECAUSE YOURE FUCKING SHITE, WHAT A FEELING WHAT A NIGHT

Our worst season since the 70’s Still won more than Arsenal

Can we be done with this Verlander experiment now?

I never want to see another Verlander start in our uniform