Comedy is now legal on Twitter

Twitter will soon add ability to attach long-form text to tweets, ending absurdity of notepad screenshots

When I started trading NFTs, I set a goal to earn $1,000,000 in my first year. With that time coming to an end, I’m now $2,370,000 away from reaching my goal.

Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended

Apple Cuts Outlook for IPhone Shipments, Cites China Lockdowns Didn't they just report earnings? Didn't feel like mentioning this

To independent-minded voters: Shared power curbs the worst excesses of both parties, therefore I recommend voting for a Republican Congress, given that the Presidency is Democratic.

To be clear, my historical party affiliation has been Independent, with an actual voting history of entirely Democrat until this year

Twitter is the worst! But also the best.

whoever nutted in No Nut November is to blame for this

shamdoo I need to change my Hodling mentality and get the fuck out of crypto shit

ZUCKERBERG SAYS STARTING MASS LAYOFFS ON WEDS: DJ $META

I've had enough of this nonsense. s/o tropoFarmer 🐧 🤝

Project creators after sell out. ⬇️

Behold everyone who lost every last dime investing in FTX (via minigrogu)

FTX bankruptcy shows the company had 134 affiliates spread across the globe and may have liabilities of up to $50 billion. Enron had liabilities of $23 billion. FTX may be worse than Enron.

Vols For Life #GBO 🍊

Fun fact: If instead of buying (and hodling until today) $15,000 in Ethereum back on 3/7/21 You purchased (and held until today) $15,000 in ExxonMobil you would be up $13,000 USD instead of down $3600 USD.

Justin Bieber purchased this Bored Ape NFT in January for $1.31 million. Today, it’s worth $74,382.

ppl still in solana are like that one Japanese soldier that never found out WW2 is over