love this little freak

wow i absolutely love your outfit the black really brings out the pet hair on it

If the Berlin Wall was built by Wasians

getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation

dude on the subway wearing a deeply profound tshirt that says “born to corn”

using this to sign off my resignation letter

this is exactly the type of infographic i like to see between sets

saw big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes acting like he’s me

are boys allowed to run errands

my infant son Untitled Document

im catching them all one way or another

She's leftist bro don't worry. her Uber eats set to pickup

naming my first child: zohran if its a boy zohrani if its a girl zohrax if its non-binary