Masturbation causes the death of millions of future doctors, engineers, politicians. What if that cum in your sock cured cancer???

did you know that if we cut the us military budget in half, we’d have enough money to completely eradicate homelessness in the US while still having well over 200 billion dollars left to improve quality of life for us, & WOULD STILL HAVE THE MOST EXPENSIVE MILITARY IN THE WORLD

twitter is kinda confusing. give me one reason not to spend half of my money on a piece of wood ?

Dayton

gerrie Brooke Ashley

literally one week only

where i get all of my moves from

getting ready for Sinclair community Kellogg education

driving to Newport solely for a bottle of lemonade >

If your vote didn’t matter so much, they wouldn’t be trying so hard to keep you from voting.

why my sister bring a bag of twizlers to the bathroom

thinking about the restaurant I’m going to open when I’m 33

the sexual tension between me and moving away so i never have to speak to anyone again

Everybody’s Going Through Something. Be Kind.

i sing poorly during happy birthday so that no one knows i can sing

We’re not asking for the white prisoners to be treated worse, we’re asking for the BIPOC prisoners to be treated better.

Hey Sen Josh Hawley, I hate to break it to you, but this is, in fact, you. You raised your fist in solidarity with white supremacists who attacked our Capitol. While you may politically regret what you’ve revealed about yourself, you still have no place in public office. Resign.

YouTube is really brave with these double unskippable ads...

You had to be there

pancake recipe: easily serves 2-4! me cooking for just myself: ...yeah I should probably double this