When you realize you grew up in best era to be kid and worst era to be adult

Me after i realize i spoke too much today and i wasn’t mysterious like i planned

Would’ve done numbers on MySpace

Bones - SongsToSleepTo SESH.LINK/STST

monitoring the situation

Baddest Mother F*cker BMF Week #UFC326

The baddest animal in the animal kingdom. Lions and leopards can't eat bro because his skin is tough and folds in on itself. Snake venom from a cobra won't kill him, it makes him high and intoxicates him for a few hours. Fears no one and will challenge anyone. Bro is HIM.

Me opening my 13th beer watching Max Holloway and Charles Oliveira absolutely beat the shit out of each other

Being alive and enjoying this on a Saturday morning was truly a blessing

Life’s cooked but its Charles fight week

📀📀📀💿📀📀

See you all tomorrow UFC on Paramount+ #CharlinhoDay #UFC326 UFC FIGHT PASS UFC Brasil @UFC paramountplus.com/br/

Conor McGregor went on a rant about why the BMF title should be contested at 170 👀 “Why go down to 155 and drain ourselves and then title it ‘BMF’. The BMF title was founded by Nate Diaz at 170 pounds.” (via Smash Cast)

• No stress • 14 Hours of sleep daily • No Job • Zero bills I peaked at the age of 2

I did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 97. And live comfortably for eleven minutes

Me after i realize i spoke too much today and i wasn’t mysterious like i planned

Just saw a dude light a cig in the 300s at the Sabres game BUFFALO HOCKEY IS BACK

BAM BREAKS KOBE'S 81-POINT RECORD AND SCORES 83! THE SECOND-MOST IN NBA HISTORY AFTER WILT 🤯

BAM BAM BAM 💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥