Epstein said he was Trump's "closest friend" for 10 years. They partied together. They famously arranged for 28 models to face off in a "calendar girl competition" at which they were the only attendees. So it's odd to say Trump "never did anything with Epstein."

Diddler on the Roof

Actually, you didn't. Still here, still raising and rallying to stop the steal of 5 congressional seats in Texas. Ironic that you'd accuse someone of bribery when you were impeached in Texas for taking bribes from Nate Paul. But then, you learned from the best. Your boy Trump:

The Mickey downfall needs to be studied. Because fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking hell. #BB27

Dear Rachel Reilly-Villegas, I’m sorry this is the cast they gave you to work with but I’m glad you saved us from a terrible season of big brother with your presence. Sincerely, BB fans.

This is f*cked up, even by MAGA standards. (Imagine. If. Garland. Did. It.)

Why is it that 26 women can credibly accuse Trump of sexual misconduct and nobody seems to care. But if sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell says Trump’s a “gentleman,” we’re expected to accept that like it’s the word of God?

KATIE JOHNSON: "Trump raped me when I was 13 years old." MAGA: "She's lying. Why wasn't Trump convicted?" GHISLAINE MAXWELL: "I never witnessed Trump do anything wrong." MAGA: "See libtards, Trump's innocent." AND THIS IS WHY MAGA ARE THE DUMBEST MOTHERFUCKERS ON THIS

I’ll never understand how people will go after houseguests families/loved ones it’s big weird #BB27

Producers pulled a dumb twist out of left field and Rachel is now on jury. 60 days of her best game yet — 15 YEARS LATER — and she goes in an instant while the feeds are off. 🤡 #BB27

REALITY TV EXECUTIVE ORDER EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY #BB27

You fucking idiots took emails of Hillary Clinton ordering pizza and turned them into a child trafficking scheme, but you’re perfectly fine with Donald Trump being best friends with the most notorious sex trafficker of our time.

Has there ever been a human being who lies so constantly in such an insane way? About every topic big or small. Its just so crazy.

Idk if I said this yet but while I appreciate and love the votes for AFP 🫶🏼 Rachel is the most deserving AFP winner this year. It completes her legacy on Big Brother and after what she's been through, she has absolutely earned it. Let's make the Red Queen proud 🌹💋❤️ #bb27

if you think Joe Biden on his worst day was in the same galaxy of cognitive decay as his successor, you're as embarrassing as Trump is

“He tried his best to cancel me, instead he forced millions of people to watch the show. That backfired bigly. He might have to release the Epstein files to distract us from this now.” — Jimmy Kimmel on Trump during his first show back.

believing that donald trump and his billionaire friends want the best for you as an average american citizen is like thinking the stripper really likes you

I'm trying to imagine the Fox News reaction if one of the Obama daughters took photos at the White House to advertise their own branded products. It would have made Grey Poupon-Gate look like childsplay.

The same guy who told you COVID was a hoax just got his updated booster. You can’t make this up. I'm glad Donald is still taking Dr. Fauci’s advice. Right, MAGAs?

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