Range Rover L322 buying guide. Don't.

Update, now entertaining serious offers as spares/repair. It's let go of another coolant hose on the one day someone was coming to view it seriously. I have had enough. Get it out of my sight.

Anyone know where I can find a Series III XJ steel sunroof panel? Mine fell off...

We've had the National Service plan and the eradication of smoking plan from Rishi Sunacker. What next, saving a lost dog on Salisbury Plain? The abolition of the Department of Education? Lads. Yes, Prime Minister was a sitcom, not a documentary or a government handbook.

I wonder if the directors of Tesla and Xwitter are in any way related? Oh they are, you say?

Tonight's big question. Why are car USB charger manufacturers obsessed with blue LED lighting? Lads, some of us drive older cars. Can we not have green or orange, please? Hell, even white would be acceptable.

Abuse is never acceptable. He is where he belongs. Everyone who has been supportive of Chris over the last year, everyone who donated to the £17500 Gofundme, who offered him an ear for his issues, should be pointing their support in a worthier direction.

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

I wasn't aware UPS UK could time travel. The latest in a long line of lies, deliberate deceit, and false apologies. Contemplating reporting them for theft.

#DeliverWhatMatters seems to be a piece of social commentary rather than a promise. Presumably the premise is that possessions and property ultimately don't matter.

Oh my.

Okay, UPS UK. I have finally got you to agree in writing that I can collect my package from your Northampton depot tomorrow. So why have you, after not moving it for a week, shipped it to Derby? This is starting to feel deliberate.