I gotta level with you man, I'd be fucking thrilled if a bunch of ghosts came by and told me how to fix my shit in a single night

Israeli society is so racist that its entire language is being hidden for hate speech by an app that was literally designed for promoting hate speech. Holy shit lmao

tell you what, someone should open a food hall featuring a range of street food vendors selling everything from burgers to tacos to Indian food, and everything should cost between £11 and £16

Mark Kermode’s Avatar Fire and Ash review is taking me out 😭

He's making a list. He's checking it twice. He left it at home. He is texting his wife.

Tesco just arrived with the Christmas delivery. The driver handed me a bag and said ‘There’s a couple of substitutions, here’s your sprig of rosemary and haddock’ I said to him ‘This isn’t the thyme or the plaice’.

Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand t-shirt. She couldn't even name 3 other main causes of the outbreak of World War I

Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents

I have two unwritten rules. 1. 2.

I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.

Europeans are at previously unforeseen levels of monitoring the situation

The biggest clue that the invasion of Venezuela is about oil was when Trump and J.D. Vance said it was about oil.

That has got to go down as one of the worst and most suspicious referee performances in premier league history!#nufc

ICE Chases Protestor In Major Escalation in Minnesota — Air Force Called In

They’ll take all of our … all of our … the Chinese will eat our lunch and then … THEN … they’ll take all of our carpets

Where do pigeons hide their kids? Every pigeon I’ve ever seen is fully grown. I’ve never seen a baby pigeon, and it’s genuinely troubling me.

How is that given for handball against Miley when it comes off Barcola’s arm first!? Great save from pope #nufc

Did I do it right???

Lewis Hall is my favourite player at the min. He has been playing out of this world, and love how he is trying to take on 3 players at a time like Messi as a left back #nufc

i drew this