‘I’m absolutely outraged, disgusted & offended by this sexual objectification of Poldark’ - said no man ever.

Worst end to a fight I have ever seen. #tysonfury

⚽️ WIN an A4 print featuring my 3 Italia 90 paintings - Lineker, Gascoigne and Platt. Just FOLLOW me and RETWEET to be in the draw. 1 Winner will be drawn at random on Wednesday evening. (20.06.18) Cheers! #WorldCup #englandvstunisia #englandfans #eng

Amazing from Japan. This is how they left the changing room after losing v Belgium: cleaned it all. And in the middle, have left a message to Russia: “Spasibo” (Thank you)

“Let’s put some dates in the diary” - Translation: We shall not meet again, old friend

"I was present at the attempt to get the EU's Chief Negotiator to play for Arsenal, but I wasn't actually involved."

I was present at the cat furniture with a fluffy mouse on my head but I was not involved.

Mark Wahlberg’s daily routine reads like the ‘My Working Day’ section in The Hull Daily Mail business pull-out

The original version PARKLIFE 😆

HELL NO.

We love Hessle Foreshore. You love Hessle Foreshore. Everyone loves Hessle Foreshore. But please park sensibly and considerately - if we can’t get our Rescue Boat out of the station, the consequences could be dire.

We can't wait for this one, Leeds United...😏 On sale dates here 👉 bit.ly/2ufPJmi #AVFC #LUFC

Singing Together. My latest #dementia blog on soprano Lesley Garrett's inspired idea for the old BBC schools radio programme to be reintroduced, this time for older people. Do you agree it's a great idea? pippakelly.co.uk/2018/01/singin…

10/10 for whoever did this full bowling green-sized cock and balls in the snow. Beautiful that it remains untouched too. A clear respect for art in Sheffield.

> Mr. President, when I stamp down on your foot and say "Hello, Mr. Trump, this is President Putin" make sure you DO NOT CONGRATULATE me, ok? > OK >Hello, Mr. Trump, this is President Putin *STOMP STOMP* >Ah, yes, President Putin. Congratulations on your victory!

Why is nobody talking about how Sia is just Hulk Hogan’s mustache?

Hey Filmore & Union. Saw this in San Francisco and thought of you.