"Well worth the wait" for a BOTTLE of Corona hahahahha

"For decades, Rangers and Celtic have wrestled for control, obsessed with success." One of the biggest rivalries in football. 💥 Tomorrow.. It's Rangers v Celtic. 🔵🍀 Live from 1.30pm 📺 🍿🍿 #ScottishCup

🙌 A win against the best team in the league.

🏅 Allan McGregor has been named as @SPFL Premiership Player of the Year for 2020/21. 🏆 #Champion55 👉 rng.rs/3otlE0F

Im not bothered by the outcome of this match at all. Just seeing Federer at 39 off the back of 2 knee surgeries playing to an empty stadium at 12.30am getting fired up is inspirational to me. Do what you ❤️

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Tonight's Star of the Match? 👊 Billy Gilmour #EURO2020 | #SCO

🆕 Giovanni van Bronckhorst has today agreed to become the 17th permanent manager of Rangers Football Club. 🇳🇱 #WelcomeGVB | Gio van Bronckhorst 👉 rng.rs/WelcomeGVB

A guy in the GB curling team is called “Hammy McMillan” what a cracking Scottish name that is - he also supports Rangers so we like him! 😂

Heading to the final 🙌 Team Mouat will compete for a gold medal after clinching a win against the USA 🥌 #TeamGB | #Beijing2022

🇬🇧 🥌 Good luck Team Mouat as you go for Gold today at #Beijing2022 Whether 🥇 or 🥈, your journey to the Olympic final has been fantastic to watch and is a great achievement! #TeamGB

💙 Jimmy Bell. A True Ranger. Simply The Best.

He's registered 31 G/A 63 UEL matches. He scored in both legs against Dortmund. He scored against Belgrade. He scored twice against Braga. He's scored against RB Leipzig. He's the UEL's top goalscorer this season. He's a right-back. He's James Tavernier. #RangersFC

Sevilla Brace Yourself. Rangers are Coming. #UEL

Special thanks to John Kennedy for helping Leipzig prepare for the tie

👋 UEFA Champions League WE ARE BACK #UCL

Ruin a film by replacing a word in the title with ‘wank’.

In film studies I had to write a script. Knowing my tutor would not have seen the Big Lebowksi, I downloaded the script changing the name of the characters, places, & removed the swearing. Scored a C. Feedback was 'well written but the storyline was bizarre and lacked structure'

WE ARE WARRIORS ⚔️🛡️ WE ARE CHAMPIONS 🏆