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Yesterday I learned about "communal narcissism" which is when a person really gets off on being publicly recognized as virtuous and good and gets very angry at anyone who questions their motives and boy howdy are we living through an epidemic of this exact thing right now

Yes, karma is real - all the mean popular kids from my high school have aged HIDEOUSLY while I am over here absolutely glowing 😌

So I went out on a limb and bought a more expensive version of a thing and it turned out to be a lot better and nicer than the cheaper version of the thing. I am despondent.

The first rule of Feminine Divine is you do not talk about Feminine Divine

Can’t believe Elon and Trump broke up during Pride month

Tha Carter VI is here I am weeping 😭😭😭😭

Y’all ever make a nice painting on a lazy Saturday afternoon

Actually I love how fucking stupid everything is, great job everyone, you're soaring to unprecedented heights of stupidity and I am so proud of you!

How do so many people manage to say nice seeming things while sounding like complete and utter cunts

My condolences to terrorists and all their friends and supporters 🥲

All the stupidest, worst people are so mad right now lmfao

The horseshoe theory is really just horseshoe glaring reality at this point

If Dave Smith and Tucker Carlson are both crying things are working out exactly as they should 😌

Next Halloween I am going as Kooky Tucker Carlson

October 7

Antiwar Brigade: This war is based on the lie that Iran is making nukes! Also Antiwar Brigade: If you provoke Iran, they might use nukes!

Just replied to a work email with "my pleasure" like some kind of sick email pervert

Ruining my friends' days by texting them the new Will Smith music video 😈

Absolutely obsessed with unhinged white women proudly proclaiming that they are "fighting fascism" by posting jihadist talking points online

Welp, almost everyone I know is irreparably brain-wormed 🥲