Jane walked holding hands with Paul when the mugger jumped out. Stunned. The mugger said “I can’t believe your're cheating on me!”

You don't need to take study breaks if you don't study at all.

Pick-up line? You mean mustache. #Movember

Ek&Klingel hou midnight bonding sessions nadat Maretha Bester hom gesteel het. Klingel,ek hou nie van katte nie maar jys okay. #lonesomeswot

"Shit Maties Say: Battle of the study spots: pic.x.com/jvdjS7SJ3e"Yvonne de Villiers

Shoot for the moon.The worst thing that can happen is you'll waste your life chasing unattainable goals & die feeling completely unfulfilled

@CloeteJana dis ongelooflik akuraat.

Truth is a fruit which should not be plucked until it is ripe. – VOLTAIRE

"@ReegandSantos: What is it with middle aged women and their obsession with "Blurred Lines"? #weird" Maretha Bester haha jou mother!

Actors have to deal with a lot of rejection. Prepare yourself by asking every single person that you meet if they'll sleep with you.

This proteas vs springboks twenty20 is just pure comedy.

"LieZl Potgieter: Dis 'n sonde om huis toe te gaan voor Piano Man in Tollies speel. #Tips4NewMaties"

Springboks is altyd 'n lekker slegte idee. #Tips4NewMaties

I'm excited about the Varsity Cup this year. Let's see of the Bulls under 21 side can take it again.

If you're going to invite both parts of a couple on BBM, you're going to have a bad time

"@HaydnGouldie: @matiesstudents I think going back to Stellies might be better than going back to Hogwarts."Carlisle Barker Amped! Mis jou.

I am an engineer to bring the developed world's technology to the developing world. #1MillionGirlsinSTEM WomEng #SAFellows2016