I don't understand why people in their 30s have all these aches

I really don't get how you can be okay with not washing yourself

I remember when I used to tweet all the time. Now I'm only here to make sure I'm doing better than my friends and follow sex workers

It's so gloomy outside and that's exactly how I feel

I'm on the phone with my single friends for hours every day. I don't think they understand that I'm literally doing 3 things at once just so I can talk to them

We need a petition for more thanksgiving movies

Dear retailers, You're not even trying at this point

You ever look at somebody and think: God I love everything about you 😍

You ever realize you meet the worst people? They never happens to me, I wonder why

Why don't people ever get the hint to just text me? I spend my whole work day on the phone you think I want to talk to you when I get off?

Yes I'm extremely excited for Nintendo switch 2. No sex this morning, just video games

Who said growing up was a good idea?

When you need a date and realize that your circle got super small.....

I wonder if my boss actually went through my tweets what would really happen

I don't know if I believe anything can not be for you. A lot of times it's just timing

Remember: smells are temporary

If you use the chubby ai filter on sc, I'll probably dm you with a wedding ring

Bras are stupid

Ladies: if you're big up top and stacked in the back does it balance out? Or is there no physics to that?

I don't know who exaggerates more. Men or women. Until today I swear it was men......