everyone wants a village, but no one wants to be a villager > drive your friends to the airport > go to their party even when you're tired > stop cancelling last minute > host at your place > support the wins & losses it's worth every ounce of effort

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

Just saw a dude almost get taken out by the Chicago wind because he was wearing these

this is me at work rn

Hello Kitty and Friends x The Powerpuff Girls x Kidrobot 🎀✨

2 vodka crans in and suddenly i’m doing unto others as i would have them do unto me

For a new discounted price of $2,800 you, too, can own a Metro bus

& for the lady, perhaps a day off?

COME TO CHILI'S!!!!!!!!!

every day on this app i see a collection of words that have never been put together before

9 years ago today, Zara Larsson released ‘So Good.’

failing is hot girl behaviour 🫵🏻💥

me when i’m running late bc i picked up an iced coffee

neither “chickpea” nor “garbanzo bean” really capture what those things are all about

i'm just someone's weird sister

ice agents helping tsa at airports across the country this morning

DAVID ARCHULETA AT HANNAH MONTANA ANNIVERSARY PREMIERE 🥹

idk who this man is but he saw an opportunity and absolutely killed it