life rn is so crazy. scrolling & seeing brutal images of war, then a silly tiktok vid, then stupid celebrity news, then tweets from atl. like ik all our brains are deep fried. the psychology syllabus in 20 years is gonna be incomprehensible

For as long as I live I will never forget that we have created a world where children have to hold a press conference saying they want to live.

Meanwhile Noah schnapp is drinking oat lattes in cafe shouting zionism is sexy, while children in Gaza are literally thanking god bc they have RAIN WATER to drink and are not going to die of thirst bc the movement he supports is trying create a mass grave of 1 million children

These are going to be photos that generations after look at in history books wondering how it was every allowed to get to this. It’s just pure, out in the open genocidal imagery.

I’ll never forget this, no one listened.

Child development gem: Kids enjoy roughhousing because it stimulates the brain to release endorphins, natural pain and stress-fighting chemicals, and oxytocin, which makes them feel comforted through physical contact with others. It also builds body awareness and confidence. ❤️

when someone goes “oh so-and-so had nice things to say about you” it’s like omg great can you describe their precise phrasing & tone in excruciating detail, and can you tell me what was said before and after, characterize the general mood of the conversation, and also-

If your top emoji isn’t a heart then you might wanna consider being a better person

she could lead panem but he could NOT lead the cheerios

cig lizard you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they'll kill you.

I like being an adult but tbh my one gripe is the Dishes. oh, the dishes. I am always doing dishes. when this world ends and our sun is nothing but a shriveled, dead star, when the mountains crumble to dust and the oceans dry, there I will stand. doing the dishes.

situationship but the situation is our souls are forever intertwined and we are destined to find each other in every universe

Barack and Michelle at home

This video puts a lot into Perspective and its fucking terrifying

i would c section surgery an orange for you

ryan getting a nomination but margot didn’t just proves the entire plot of barbie

Ohhh she absolutely got her degree in cuntology from the university of Ba Sing Slay

Modern Family is the best miscommunication sitcom ever written! 😭😭😭😭😭😭