Kaizx1237 don’t forget to check the tent

The hole’s at sea level and somehow blocks all cellular service when you sit in it

He just just chillin fr

Proof we went to the better Taco Bell

Me sowing: Haha Yeah!!! Fuck Yeah!!!! Me reaping: oh god oh no oh me oh my

I hate e-barbs

All I know is pain

Just experienced the greatest shame ever, aka leaving my desk, my headphones disconnecting, and Jason Derulo blaring at max volume at my government job

yo why this cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2 scientist got an ABSOLUTE DUMPTRUCK????

I was walking around in India and someone asked for a picture. So I asked my translator to ask him what his favorite MrBeast video is and he said that he doesn’t know what a MrBeast is and just wanted a photo with a tall white guy lol

BREAKING: tweeter Kaizx1237 suspended 80 days after testing positive for PEDs used to enhance his tweets. brutal setback for a superstar

The cost of me winning 😈

This tweet is sponsored by little pharma

I got that Indian stray dawg in me

Redownloaded Twitter just to be the first to point out that Pope Francis (RIP🙏🏽) passed away within 24 hours of experiencing JD Vance

Kanye’s child custody lawyers helplessly watching him drop this

Whenever springtime rolls around and my sinuses reject me, I often reflect on how if I got kidnapped and they duct taped my mouth shut I would suffocate and die bc my nose does not fucking work.