Priya Patel Would you be willing to do coke off my erect penis?

Yes, let’s get a gay pretentious douchebag to teach me how to be masculine.

Might go see these guys live.

Fernando Mendoza is peak Retardmaxx.

Back when the burnerverse rocked, kids would post pictures of their fingers in beers

I’m getting really sick of politics honestly

Fuck. Looks like I need a new suit

Princeton, New Brunswick, Westfield

An endangered species, the “Pigga”

New study finds that Gen Z prefers buying levered semiconductor ETFs over having sex (Per Yale University)

Italian guys love telling me how much they like my name. Thnx Sal.

About to start the Wire. Will it beat out the sopranos? We will see.

mostly don't really buy into New York transplant discourse but something I believe is that if you're from Ohio or whatever you have no right to be talking shit about New Jersey

Bro have you seen the Sorpanos? It's so fucking good. Get this - he's a mob boss, who goes to THERAPY. Just like us, dude! Haha, it's so sick . I wish Italians were real LOL. Gabagool, dude. 🤙 I like his son a lot because hes so y2k older brother-core.

Too many nerds in politics. 90% of our problems will be solved if you were required to bench 225 to run for office.

A hungover crank to her tan lines in the office bathroom might be on today’s agenda

I’m beginning to think Chirayu has been telling the truth.

I’m afraid of getting older. Narraganset tower.

Ping hoofer. Cop?