prime numbers are so cunty wdym youre only divisible by yourself diva

What’s your favourite joke in The Simpsons? mine:

The Daily Beast The less you say now the less you’ll have to apologize for later.

0.7% of nfl kickoff returns in 2024 resulted in a touchdown 1.4% of house dems elected in 2024 have died in office

if you’re a gay comms director who knows about sports make sure you let everyone know that

in passing, my good pal Jarvis leaves behind a legacy of content .. and also.. perhaps, clues.. while the grief may never end, neither will my pursuit of justice

“Can you turn the lights down? I want to show you something.”

This is an informed ballot so it’s not actually reflective of reality. The poll release does not include an uninformed ballot test.

I was just ejected from the Braves game

Professional Democrats are very used to every losing campaign being blamed on the electorate or the individual candidates flaws. I’d hate me too

instead of Abundance Bro can we please use a more inclusive term such as Abundx

there’s not a single precinct in Tazewell County where Trump got under 80%

Those were DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY voters, not the entire electorate. Primary strength has little to do with the general election because you're competing among an entirely different group of voters.

Funniest thread I’ve read in weeks. Look man you can run a baseball team this way bc your team might start winning games but you can’t do politics this way bc it actually matters whether people like you. Thats kinda what politics is