Idk who needs to see this, but

One day you will thank yourself for not giving up.

in his hammock

can’t make this shit up dawg... almost threw up

Reminder:

it’s called the self checkout because u can see if u look pretty in the cameras

Sometimes I just wanna have a flip phone and no social media. Mindlessly scrolling gets old.

I know this is the norm in America, but getting home at 6pm and having 2-3 hours to yourself every night is the craziest shit ever

so sad i’m not going to be able to make it to bonaroo this year, but I have two tickets for sale!! The festival is Sept. 2-5 in Manchester, TN. DM me for pricing!!

Ur mid 20’s is basically u jus fighting for ur life every morning

Dis human shit difficult I shoulda been a pit bull or a honey bun

one day in ur early 20s u suddenly lose the ability to drink alcohol without threatening ur life. and u never get it back

One minute you’re young and listening to Broccoli at a house party with a backpack full of booze, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum.

being an adult is just an endless loop of wiping down the counter

if i could listen to EDM during my shifts in the ER it would improve my quality of life thats the random thought of the day

no one see you at your worst like your coworkers do LMAAOO