#TruthNuke

my mom used to buy me this jay merrick as a kid but she had to stop cause the jay would make me go crazy and hurt myself and others

now imagine the 41 year old version of this

I didn’t like this show very much but I watched it as often as possible hoping the one where he turned into a girl would come on. I’m sure that meant nothing.

85 year old Ringo Starr should perform like this

It's the weekend

My good good friend is watching marble hornets..

Bit late with the diagnosis mate

blew a tire out on an exit ramp of the freeway, no road service calls left on my aaa, and im getting honked at despite not being able to move and having my hazards on. today is fantastic

update, a friendly stranger helped to stop traffic and let me slowly pull over to a safer spot. state trooper stopped by and called a tow truck to help with the situation

final update: tow came by and put on the spare tire and im on my way home now. shout out to my wife for helping me handle everything and to the stranger who helped me pull over to a safer spot

thinking about how small and cute and useless my little clit will be after i get fixed 😵‍💫

tummy and pits

spinning vinyl, drinking tea, hitting the pen, and reading on this fine sunday morning, as is my god given american right