“@GodfreyRowing: Haha one for you @GodfreyBikewear pic.x.com/TQUObCbF6q” how true eh Lycra Police ?

A lot of good your Lycra did you there then! #LycraPolice #MayAsWellBeNaked

You're on your way to work on a Monday morning, this is the last thing you need. x.com/Crashingtv/sta…

It's that time of year again, out comes the lesser spotted MAMiL, here is another fine example #LycraPolice x.com/davidflatman/s…

We can probably help with that.....#LycraPolice x.com/Eep1975/status…

We recommend canvas trousers........ x.com/DonaldoC09/sta…

Too busy admiring his Lycra! x.com/SlyNewsBreak/s…

It works the same way with bottoms too! Richard Kelly #LycraPolice

Ghastly! x.com/OllyIngram/sta…

We understand, Bleach and Optrex required! x.com/richardholywoo…

We have sympathy! #LycraPolice x.com/richardholywoo…

Why on earth would you want women only carriages?

Oh the shame of being married to a MAMIL (Middle Aged Man In Lycra): dailymail.co.uk/femail/article…

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, It's a MAMiL #LycraPolice x.com/RealJamesArgen…

Lycra Police trust these have been impounded x.com/GoodMad_/statu…

Awwww... Richard who?

It didn't offend us! #LycraPolice x.com/chrishoy/statu…