“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked my cardboard cutout of baby billy freeman i keep in my closet and he said go outside, nerd

yeah this is unbelievably fascist and proof of the American descent into competitive authoritarianism but you gotta admit he kinda looks like Tim Robinson choking on a hot dog here

I can’t wait for the end credit scene where Timothée Chalamet as Bob Dylan shows up and says, “I’m putting together a team”

Unfortunately this is very funny

The man took a $113,000,000 pay-cut, hire his mom to bake cookies for the team if he asks for it.

BREAKING: The New York Knicks are expected to land on two-time NBA Coach of the Year Mike Brown as the franchise's next head coach, sources tell ESPN.

AI different these days.

elon adjusting the grok settings

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from now on when i have to cancel plans i’m just going to send this video

"grok is this real" [crashes into tunnel painted on wall]

Uno with MONEY on the line?! Vegas better keep security nearby. A draw four could lead to guns being drawn. 🤣

Republicans voting to not release the Epstein list immediately before an MLB All-Star Game is decided by a Home Run Derby swing off

Had a dream they released the Epstein list but it looked like a festival lineup

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.