“So, a man walks into a bar...”

I love bloody love forums. Somebody has created a GPX file that plots an off-road route from the top of Portugal (almost) all the way south and then shared it for free. New ride for the bucket list!

The Mohawk, trusty centre parting, Einstein fluff or The Donald Trump... decisions decisions?

Anyone in South West London have a battery-heated vest/jacket I could borrow this weekend please?

Put car up for sale on Gumtree for literally 30 seconds and then receive 4 unsolicited nuisance calls within a minute. Anybody want a cheap BMW 123d M Sport Coupé so I don’t despair with these cretins 🤣

2007 BMW 123d M Sport Coupe FOR SALE! - Just serviced - MOT til October - 80,600 miles - Price £4,500

Anybody want a cheap 2005 Honda CRV? Selling on behalf of my grandparents for only £1,200. Only 60,000 miles, full Honda history, MoT until October. Few scrapes and dents around the car but mechanically perfect.

This is my dad in intensive care with COVID-19. I was not allowed to visit him and ITU staff told me to prepare for the worst as there was a significant chance of death. He was one of the lucky ones who came out the other side. Please let’s all do our bit and #StayAtHome

Bought a Switch Lite a few weeks ago... not sure it’s my thing. Anyone want to swap for a PS4? In South West London.

Piers Morgan rips Andrew Bridgen a new one for not understanding his own government's rules. "You have just told me to do something that I'm not allowed to do." #GMB

this is high art

I’ve just bought this Citroen Berlingo Multispace (don’t ask why...) and wondering does anybody know if an MX bike like a KTM 250 EXC would fit in the back?

As i said the other evening, we're recruiting. A few more details here of one of the roles we have - based in Kingston Upon Thames but with WFH. #prjobs performancecomms.com/job/account-ma…

Any good tradies in/near SW London looking for work currently? I’ve got about 4/5 days worth of bathroom tiling and painting work.

Every “Northern” character in a musical.

Open face helmet and a Harley-Davidson... This is the kind of optimism I need in 2021.

“When the world zigs, some people zag” Harry Styles, wearing a £90,000 suit, walks against the dense flow of commuters on London Bridge “Not me. No.” Crash zoom into his passionate eyes “I zog” He swan dives into the Thames. When he resurfaces he is an elderly Chinese lady.

Every edgy marketing agency's bio.

Listeners have branded this James O'Brien’s best monologue yet as he explains every twist and turn of the deceit and dishonesty engulfing the government. James O'Brien

Passed my helicopter skills test last week, first proper solo flight down to IOW yesterday. Cool feeling. Now just 13 written exams, hour building, CPL test and Instrument Rating to do… 😭