How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts to fit into your wife's clothes! (Can also be used for husband/boyfriends)

At a SWAT conference and two idiots decide to hold up the establishment where it's taking place. 200 cops vs 2 idiots. Guess who won.

RT StumbleUpon Links: If dogs could text... flpbd.it/IICIZ #hilarious. What would yours say?

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I’m in a fantastic mood, here’s a corgi stampede. uberhumor.com/im-in-a-fantas… via Uber Humor

Who knew that "Titties" would be a 75 point word in Scrabble?!?!

Yes, yes I am uberhumor.com/yes-yes-i-am via Uber Humor

Good Morning!!! uberhumor.com/good-morning-4 via Uber Humor

Welsh Corgi Mocha's First Mirror Reflection - YouTube flip.it/jO37P

Run guys, run! uberhumor.com/run-guys-run via Uber Humor

Most random outburst in the house tonight: "THERE'S MONKEYS HUMPING!" And....we go back to watching television.

Cracking the crabs at the Crab Shack

Quote of the night, "My crack runs half way up my back!"

And Cherizo takes a digger!

 And...we paid for tickets so someone can look at her phone...

Argument ongoing over "theme night" and who's invited.

Quote of the evening: Question-Are you cold? Answer- no, I'm shoulder shimmying.

Quote of the night: "God, what's wrong with your feet?!?!

When did I get old? I had a cramp in my ankle. MY ANKLE! I didn't know there was anything there to cramp. I miss my youth.

Son looking at phone:Dad I'm going to send you something. Dad: It's not a picture of your junk, is it? Dogs even gave me the WTF look!