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cmac

@ltdado

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calendar_today24-08-2011 01:51:06

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How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts to fit into your wife's clothes! (Can also be used for husband/boyfriends)

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At a SWAT conference and two idiots decide to hold up the establishment where it's taking place. 200 cops vs 2 idiots. Guess who won.

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When did I get old? I had a cramp in my ankle. MY ANKLE! I didn't know there was anything there to cramp. I miss my youth.

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Son looking at phone:Dad I'm going to send you something. Dad: It's not a picture of your junk, is it? Dogs even gave me the WTF look!