The Ottoman Kempire is here to stay

I feel rain in this south Philly tonight

This and 4 cans of high life that were in the freezer for about 15 minutes

About to be unemployed for the first time in 10 years. I’ve been told I’m not allowed to start a podcast, but I haven’t been told that I can’t wear a balaclava and sit on my stoop

Waymo in Philly this summer? Yeah way mo beers with my friends that I love

My beginner guitar students did their summer recital and were so good, but this means I’m officially done working at this school district. I wish I hated it here because it would be so much easier and I wouldn’t be crying in a cafeteria rn

Teaching my guitar students how to make shoegaze music and use reaper so I’m responsible for whatever music comes out in 10 years

They let you get up early and look at this shit if you want to

If you go to Tmoms and tip 40 cents I’ll find you. I’ll get you

I ain’t shedding a tear for a big union busting crybaby racist piece of trash lmao

Being a music teacher for so long gave me no time to create. I started making music again and it feels like trying to walk when your legs are asleep

They be strokin it on septa sometimes

Spending hundreds to watch Craig Kimbrel walk out to “Welcome to the Jungle” broke me. I need this

It’s time for Max Kepler to go to the Braves and have 1 or 2 good game against us. The universe demands it

I can hear the crowd from roof. I need Philly to stay like through October

There’s gonna be 50 pit bull mixes named Schwarber in lower bucks this Christmas

They’re selling Dubai chocolate where the rhino dick pills used to be 😔

A Phillies afternoon game blends boring with terrifying like they’re making a movie for A24

Juan Soto is such a dork

BEWARE OF THE MAN WHO THROWS FIRE 🔥 🕷️ #RingTheBell