but they were, all of them, tricked, for another treat was made

Got the perfect fortune cookie for today.

in retrospect, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords really might've been a better basis for a system of government.

psa: don't ruin the thanksgiving meal by bringing up contemporary politics. ruin the meal by arguing about where Gondor was when the Westfold fell

I don't want a lot for Christmas there is just one thing I need one ring to rule them all one ring to find them one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

sleigh bells ring, are you listening my kids: nope

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing A ring, one to rule them all Santa baby, to bring them all and bind them tonight

Not naughty or nice, but a third, way more intriguing thing

Anytime I can use only 3 pieces of tape to wrap a present, I know Pam Beesley is proud of me.

This is Ukraine. #StandWithUkraine

Believe in Ukraine. Stand with Ukraine. Glory to Ukraine!

the beacons are effing lit

“Evil may have its hour, but God will have His day.” - President Zelenskyy.

me: I have to think of something to make for dinner tonight 𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏 so I totally get it Sisyphus: wow ok

My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home and I don’t go camping.

The best place to go camping is in theory.

Using Christ to justify cruelty is one of the oldest and most common forms of taking Christ’s name in vain.

Never give up. #StandWithUkraine️

There's a special kind of walk of shame - that's the dad at college drop-off going back to the car with whatever didn't fit in the dorm room.

Well, well, well.....if it isn't all the tasks I said I would get done when the kids were back to school.