Dating a Taurus is easy u just gotta agree

beth harmon picturing chess moves on her ceiling but it's me rearranging my two exclamation points per email

Hot girls are bad drivers. Sorry I don’t make the rules.

Got blocked by two men today, so I guess you can say successful Valentine’s Day?

Marx was right

For lent this year, I have simply decided to give up.

I’m am going to make an active effort to start drinking a gallon of water each day, just to see if it gives me the will to live. Will update with results, stay tuned.

Never drink and go on LinkedIn

How is it that sun dried tomatoes slap so hard, yet regular tomatoes are disgusting?

Once I figure out my gut health it’s over for you hoes.

can’t wait to send my child to school with $45 dollars for the book fair ! flex up son and buy your hoe some too

I’m a Gemini Venus and I attract more attention on the internet.... This hurt me.

RIP Susan B Anthony, she would have loved WAP.

My toxic trait is that I don’t check the audio before posting a story.

Everything opening back up after a full year of restrictions is about to be the craziest social experiment yet.

Normalize blacking out at your best friends birthday, so that they can look better than you.

I’m a good person and have huge tits idk why I cry so much.