Friends, enemies, and the rest. Some of you may have noticed a small change in our recent streams. As you may or may not have realized, we have always quietly maintained a relatively "politics free zone" on our channel. We play games and hang out to escape real world issues. 1/x

Also, Sims stream tonight! (:

Dude, Scott Cawthon has no idea that I know the entire FNAF lore. He doesn’t know that I know that he’s known the WHOLE TIME. THE WHOLE TIME, SCOTT. You’ve known and I know that you’ve known and I am unraveling your secrets one Benadryl Hat Man at a time.

Mark was right the whole time, guys. THE WHOLE. ENTIRE. TIME. And yall thought it was a meme. Smh my head 😔

AND I CAN HEAR YALL WHININ IN THE BACK “But vIxEn ThE fIrSt SeVeRaL gAmEs ArEn’T cAnO—” No. Stop it. Get some help. It just means that we can’t take EVERYTHING as true. That doesn’t mean there aren’t things from those games that ARE true. If you hide the truth among the lies…

THE HAT MAN COMETH. AND THE HAT MAN SAYETH: themimichasbeentherethewholegoddamntimeohmyGOD get outta here with that "ScOtT hAd No StOrY--" bullshit. tf.

Me, on Twitter at work, seeing this tweet: *immediately messages Belle Nichelle* “ok so hear me out—”

THE SECRET OF THE MIMIC IS THAT THE MIMIC HAS A SECRET AND THE MIMIC’S SECRET IS THE SECRET OF THE MIMIC AND THE SECRET OF THE MIMIC IS THE MIMIC’S SECRET

ALSO, CAN YALL BELIEVE THAT ONE GUY IS A WHOLEASS ARSONIST IN ADDITION TO THE WHOLEASS OTHER THING?? Truly unhinged.

Did you guys know the Sims 4 Faeries packs finally came out? Guess what Belle is planning for the stream tonight (:

This guy doesn’t know that me and the Hat Man already know all the lore.

Scott Cawthon also doesn’t know that I know

He’s afraid of what I know.

Fazbear Entertainment is the US government and—I cannot stress this part enough—I do not mean this in a figurative or metaphorical way. Scott was trying to warn us. Some of us could be (read: are) Fazbear Entertainment robots. Careful, guys.

Have you seen this guy? Well. He’s seen you. Be careful.

BALLOON BOY??? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN **BALLOON BOY**, SCOTT??????

BUT ACTUALLY THOUGH, SCOTT. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN B A L L O O N B O Y

My wife (Vixen Avery || ALTR 22924,) her boyfriend and I talking about her boobs My boyfriend: "that's a nice tree"