Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.

Fantasy Football is 90% luck 10% skill 0% concentrated power of will 0% pleasure 100% pain

it’s niggas linking up that never linked before

Photo of Brian Peppers who was convicted of a s*x offense involving minors in Ohio in the late 1990s.

I feel like no one ever gets slizzard or fly like a G-6 anymore

Epstein and Diddy

top male canon events - grandma dying - 19yr old summer - voluntarily fumbling a 10/10 - finding your signature cocktail order - participating in whooping a nigga ass who really deserved it - getting jumped - solo trip - quitting/fired from ur bullshit 9-5 - cracking fl studio

Chet hanks, Shia labouef, and hunter biden all need to link up and form a dark white boy alliance

Bro🙂💀watch till end !!

taking a break from my mental health to focus on substance abuse

Jimmy Page’s “The Ocean” Riff Is Pure Fire 🌊🎸 Led Zeppelin

I’m dipping stix you’ve never heard of into crazy sauce you can’t comprehend

We shouldn’t even have a presidential election in 2028 weeks should have a Erika Kirk vs AOC squirt off and whoever wins gets to be president

it’s hole filling season

Top male canon events - grandma dying - 18yr old summer - fumbling a 8/10 who really loved you - teenage love - getting into a fist fight - solo trip - getting fired from your 9-5 - buying your first car

but will that rose spit in yo ass

driving drunk is so fun if you don’t have a bitch ass cop in your ear telling you that you’re over the legal limit

POV you’re my wife cracking the bathroom door open after I’ve texted you “toilet paper”

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 at midnight tonight! W00t!