I love the fair catch kick. I also love that it never works

Daylight savings eve might as well be a national holiday at this point

Yet another bonkers Seahawks win and yet another 4 years off my life. Worth it

Rear view mirrors are overrated

Pretty awesome to see Joel Embiid ball out after being called out by Shaq and Chuck. Even sweeter that it was against Boston

Ay good thing this Seahawks game doesn’t matter at all. Win next week and get the division

Jordan Peele should make a sequel to Get Out called Get the Fuck Out

Now that’s pod racing

The blame button has quite the connotation in git

It’s a fact that every Pink Floyd album has one spooky section

The last time the niners lost a super bowl the Seahawks won the following year

You can walk your dog, but you can’t walk yourself

Hot take: pizza is better cold

It’s ok Seattle, we’re a hockey town now

Sometimes you just gotta slow down and listen

My new favorite thing is calling mundane things bush league

You’re old if you remember when every Facebook status started with “is”

Let Geno cook! 🇮🇹👨‍🍳

I wonder if the Seahawks would be more aggressive on 4th downs if we didn’t have the best punter in the league. Feels like a curse

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