the brontosaurus has learned about self-sucking. it's only a matter of time before the horror show begins...

I’m on the island putting peanut butter on my ass just to see what would happen

the artist the art

it turns out our dinosaurs get pretty sick after eating our more unhealthy visitors, so from now on we’re only allowing in fit hotties

URGENT: medic needed in the staff locker room. One of the park employees just shot themself in the foot with a huge tranquilizer dart and they haven’t moved in 28 hours

Tell me whatever joke you want but nothing will ever be funnier than this absolute classic

Well it’s pretty much all the usual stompings and chompings over here today

Ain't it weird that we're all like just unconscious for several hours at a time

Cheesy Chicken Poppers? Yes/No

Some people came to protest the park’s “ethics” but now they are having sooooo much fun looking at the dinosaurs!!!!

Elon Musk Two words: Genghis Kahn

Jacob Blake sexually assaulted a woman, & stole her car. He later went back to her home, despite a restraining order.  Then, he wrestled with police, resisted arrest, shrugged off two tasers, & had a knife with him before he reached into his car Kamala Harris is “proud of him”

Heather June M Sanders. Same situation in Atlanta, GA - Mayor calling for charges against police officer - Again, resisting arrest, firing a taser at cop, hitting cop & giving him a concussion-

my grandma saw a dinosaur in person before we opened because she’s old af 🤣

just kidding but she is pretty old

Who else thinks Donald Trump is the best President America has ever had?

It is LITERALLY Blade Runner 2049 in California right now.

Can I get a translator please? 😂😂😂

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